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(A living room. A man sits in front of his TV with his wife in the background, on her way to the kitchen.) Wife: Why do you watch that horrible news? They're never right about anything! Man: Because I want my money's worth from the cable bill. (Exit wife.) TV: And the president of Shifty Shingles guarantees that his roofing product is not the slightest bit defective. (The roof caves in. His wife re-enters.) Wife: Is everything all right in here? Man: Yeah, remind me to call the roofer in the morning. TV: And now over to weather. And it looks like sunny skies will stay with us until at least the week-end! (A thunderclap is followed by a torrent of rain. The man sits stoically and continues watching the broadcast.) And now for our top story about a local terrorist who gained possession of a nuclear warhead. We have just been informed that- Man: DON'T SAY IT! TV: -the suspect has been apprehended by the authorities, along with his weapon of mass destruction... Man: NO! (A blinding flash is followed by total darkness.) |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Monday, September 23, 2013
Don't Say It
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